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This provides a smooth surface for the print and a durable quality that far exceeds standard promotional \"joke shirts.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHumor Style:\u003c\/b\u003e This design features \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"34\"\u003eSarcastic\/Parody Humor\u003c\/b\u003e. 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